First we just need to come out and say it. No pants are the best pants!
Why, you might ask? Well, here’s a list.
There are less impediments for your dance moves!
For example, you’d be way freer to do the George Bush than even W himself.
Or you could own a dance-off like this girl here.
It’s one less thing you can drop pizza sauce on while you binge-watch Netflix, amirite?
My Scottish ancestors had it right, your private parts need some air, don’t they?
For those of us that like a nice space bubble, a lack of pants keeps the people away, eh?
You’re never more beautiful than when you are au naturale.
Some, um, activities are just easier without pants.
In the UK, “pants” = panties … so.
You can do just about anything online, which means you can do just about anything without pants.
One word. Tumblr.
Cavemen didn’t need pants. Why should we?
Most importantly… We’re fabulous and we do what we want.
Comment below or tweet us @LitDarling and let us know why you think pants are overrated.
Entertainment Editor at Literally, Darling
Kirstie is an actress, writer, and dog mom currently living in Austin, TX. She proudly celebrated her two year anniversary with Literally, Darling in June of 2015! Kirstie enjoys binge watching TV shows, stock piling books, drinking boxed wine, enjoying a perfectly put together playlist and above all- time with her family and friends. In addition, Kirstie is an advocate of self-care and therapy. She believes we are all here to share our stories and finds meaning in doing so through her art.
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