Twenty-Something Tuesday
[divider][/divider]Everyone has that one movie that you can quote forward, backwards, drunk, in your sleep, and, most importantly, at parties. If you were a 90s kid, there’s a high chance one of them is “The Lion King” and the other is “Clueless” (seriously, Cher had wisdom for every scenario). So for today’s Twenty-Something Tuesday, we’re sharing our list of the most quotable movies and more importantly, our favorite quotes from them.
10 Things I Hate About You
“I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be…whelmed?”
“I think you can in Europe.”
“I have a dick on my face, don’t I?”
“What is it, asshole day?”
Mean Girls
“Say ‘crack’ again.” “Crack.”
“I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you’re so STUPID.”
“Don’t have sex. Or you will get pregnant, and die.”
“You go, Glenn Coco.”
“I’m not a regular Mom, I’m a cool mom!”
“And none for Gretchen Wieners BYE.”
The Emperor’s New Groove
“YOU TURNED ME INTO A LLAMA.”
“This is Yzma, the emperor’s adviser. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.”
“Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives… I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! … Or, to save on postage, I’ll just poison him with this.”
“Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall.” … “Yep.” … “Sharp Rocks at the bottom?” … “Most likely.” … “Bring. It. On.”
She’s the Man
“Oh my God, you’re hurt! I mean, suck it up. Be a man and rub some dirt on it.”
“All right, I’ll rub some dirt on it…”
“Speaking as a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter…”
Anastasia
“She certainly has a mind of her own.” … “Yeah. I hate that in a woman.”
Not Another Teen Movie
“Dude, you can’t start a slow clap at any time and expect everyone to join in.”
“ I read Sylvia Plath, I listen to Bikini Kill and I eat Tofu. I am a unique rebel.”
“Bling-bling!”
“You put the ‘suck’ in ‘liposuction.’ You put the ‘ooo’ in ‘jiu-jitsu.’ You put the ‘ism’ in ‘This is all just a defense mechanism’.”
Bring It On
“Awesome, oh wow! Like, totally freak me out! I mean, right on! The Toros sure are number one!”
“Hey… The Toros Squad: That’s all right. That’s OK! / You’re gonna pump our gas someday! / That’s all right. That’s OK! / You’re gonna pump our gas someday!”
“Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.”
“Those are not Spirit Fingers… these are Spirit Fingers!”
Cruel Intentions
“This sure doesn’t taste like an iced tea.” … “It’s from Long Island.”
“Secret society, uh uh *hip thrusts*.”
“Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.”
Army of Darkness
“Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things, right now: Jack and shit… and Jack’s left town.”
“Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.”
“Alright, you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick!”
The Princess Bride
“Inconceivable!” … “You keep using that word. I do not think that word means what you think it means.”
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” … “Stop saying that!”
Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World
“You know what really sucks though?” … “What?” … “Everything.”
“When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.”
The Breakfast Club
“We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.”
“Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.”
“I don’t have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan.”
Clueless
“Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.” … “Well, there goes your social life.”
“I’m just having a snack at my girlfriend’s.” … “Where, in Kuwait?” … “Is that in the valley?”
“You don’t understand, this is an Alaia.” … “An a-what-a?” … “It’s, like, a totally important designer!”
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