Broke-Girl Beauty: Why Baby Shampoo Is The Best Face Wash

I have spent the last decade of my life as an endless tester of face wash products. I have naturally sensitive skin, and in my younger years I tended toward acne—never heavy, but I always thought even one zit was one too many. I’ve bought pretty much every kind they sell at the drugstore, Target, and Wal-Mart. I’ve had expensive, chemical-infused ones prescribed to me by dermatologists. I’ve bought them off TV. I’ve tried home remedies like baking-soda scrubs and all different kinds of oils. But the best face wash I ever used, I stumbled upon by accident: baby shampoo.

I know it seems like a joke. I swear it isn’t. You see, during one of my more crafty periods of college a few years back, I decided to try that Pinterest recipe for making your own eye-makeup remover. The ingredients were water, baby shampoo, and baby oil. It worked pretty well, and I used it for a while until I just got tired of mixing it up (I’m obviously really lazy). But stopping that project left nearly an entire bottle of baby shampoo in my cabinet, and it just sat there for months.

I don’t know how exactly I decided to wash my face with it. I think I was just tired of always worrying about zits, and tired of trying different face washes and spending tons of money on things that didn’t work. I Googled it first, to make sure it wouldn’t make my face fall off or something, and saw enough results saying that other people had tried it that I felt pretty confident it wouldn’t disfigure me. A quarter-sized amount of baby shampoo and a few minutes of face-washing later, my life was changed forever.

It took off every bit of makeup I had on, including my eye makeup. I wear the works, and occasionally have to use a bit more shampoo around my eye area to make sure I don’t have raccoon eyes, but I’ve still found it removes it thoroughly (you can also put a small amount on a cotton ball and remove your makeup that way). It didn’t make my skin burn or turn red, and it didn’t dry it out or leave any oily or sticky residue. Because it’s formulated primarily for use on babies, most baby shampoos are tear-free, so you can rub around your eyes without worrying about burning or irritation. My skin was just… clean.

The kind I use—Target-brand up & up baby shampoo, which is their stand-in for Johnson’s—is hypoallergenic, which is important considering I am allergic to all sorts of weird things (like the adhesive on Band-Aids. Yes, you can be allergic to that.). It is also paraben-free, and since parabens have been linked to causing estrogen disruption, which has been linked to breast cancer, I figure it’s better safe than sorry. It’s also LESS THAN $2 A BOTTLE. At my store they sell it for $1.67 for a 15 oz. bottle. If that’s not broke-girl beauty, I don’t know what is. (If you want to try out washing your makeup off with baby shampoo without committing to all 15 ozs., Target sells a travel-size Johnson & Johnson 1.5 oz. bottle. It’s perfect for testing it out as a face wash and for taking on the road with you.)

Pro tips:

  • Use it to clean your makeup brushes.
  • Replace your shaving cream with it (seriously).
  • Wash your pup with it! (Or any other pet that needs to be cleaned.)
  • Ditch the Woolite and use it to wash your delicates.

Using baby shampoo every time I wash my face has completely changed my skin: It’s clearer (I hardly ever, ever get even one zit anymore), more evenly toned, and softer. I still follow up with a toner (Clinique Mild Clarifying Lotion, and Neutrogena makes a much less-expensive one that works pretty well) and a moisturizer (Clean & Clear makes a great oil-free moisturizer without any drying chemicals). But I’ve been using those things forever—so I know it’s the baby shampoo that’s changed my skin. It’s now a staple in my beauty routine, and it should in yours, too.

 

Haley

Haley is a writer and editor based in Birmingham, Alabama, who specializes in narrative nonfiction. She began writing at age 16 after enrolling in her North Alabama high school's newspaper class. She later studied journalism and history at the University of Alabama. In her spare time, she prepares for her eventual sorting into Slytherin House, has frequent chats with her bust of Abraham Lincoln, and feeds an inordinate amount of lettuce to her pet bunny, Ray Bradbury. To contact her, please shout into the nearest void or talk loudly about Jason Isbell’s discography.
Haley
12 Comments
  1. My brain is literally exploding right now – I’m going to have to try this! And that it would take off my makeup too! Which is always a challenge.

  2. I just started using it as face wash just 3 days ago and I am already seeing results, Another good tip is to use it on color treated hair. It’s better than any expensive shampoo I have purchased. My color DOESN’T fade. It just grows out and shows roots and I have to get a touch up. My hair stylist even asked me what I has been using to keep the color in my hair. It’s awesome.

  3. Omg!! I thought I was going crazy because a couple weeks ago I bought baby shampoo to wash my make up brushes only. Then I ran out of face wash and I didn’t want to use normal body soap because it would burn my eyes. So I figured I would just use baby shampoo. And it made my face feel so clean and it didn’t irritate me. So for he past couple weeks I’ve been washing my face with baby shampoo because it cleans off all my makeup!! Today I googled it to see if anyone else did it because I thought I was crazy!! Glad to know I’m not the only one

  4. I have crazy-sensitive skin – and occasionally get really bad blepharitis flareups (so I never use anything on my face that has extra oils in it – because, stupid tear ducts). Anyway – my DOCTOR (an awesome, awesome woman) is the one who got me onto washing my face with baby shampoo! In Wellington we have really great water, so each month I mix a little boiled water with a little baby shampoo and there’s my facewash – done! It works soooo well. I’ve been using it for years and it has actually changed my life. Doesn’t aggravate my bleph, or eczema, leaves my skin soft and fresh – and incidentally saves so much money!!

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