We all have that friend—hell, we’ve all been that friend—who doesn’t know the correct lyrics to practically anything. You’re driving down the road, rocking out to the radio, when you realize the words you thought you were hearing most definitely weren’t. Don’t worry, it happens to the best of us. We’ll keep singing ’em regardless… no matter how tragic they sound.
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Justin Timberlake – “SexyBack”
“Who’s a sexy ho?” | “Get your sexy on.”
Bon Iver – “Skinny Love”
“And I told you to be badass.” | “And I told you to be balanced.”
Lady Gaga – “Bad Romance”
“Double fisted kick in the knee.” | “Leather studded kiss in the sand.”
Garth Brooks – “Papa Loved Mama”
“Papa loved Mama, Mama loved milk.” | “Papa loved Mama, Mama loved men.”
Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”
“I came in like a rainbow… Yeah, you raped me.” | “I came in like a wrecking ball… Yeah, you wrecked me.”
Daft Punk – “Get Lucky”
“We’re up on Mexican monkeys.” | “We’re up all night to get lucky.”
Jason Derulo – “Ridin’ Solo”
“I’m so low, ratatolo.” | “I’m solo, ridin’ solo.”
Lady Gaga – “Paparazzi”
“Papa, papa loves me.” | “Pa-pa, paparazzi.”
Leona Lewis – “Bleeding Love”
“I keep breathing, I keep, keep breathing love.” | “I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love.”
Eiffel 65 – “Blue (Da Ba Dee)”
“I’m blue, I believe I’m a guy. If I were green I would die.” | “I’m blue, da ba dee, da ba di, da ba dee, da ba di.”
One Republic – “Apologize”
“It’s too late for the job.” | “It’s too late to apologize.”
Alabama – “Song of the South”
“Mississippi pie & shut my mouth.” | “Sweet potato pie & shut my mouth.”
Def Leppard – “Pour Some Sugar On Me”
“Pour some shook up Ramen.” | “Pour some sugar on me.”
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I thought “I love bad bitches that’s my fucking problem” was “My long haired bitches that’s my fucking problem” …. I also thought “bands-a-make her dance” was “dance-and-make her dance” … IDK I’m pathetic it’s fine.